January 14th, 2011

iAm iSaid

DRAMATIC DOUGHNUTS

So author greygirlbeast likes to use the phrase "Time to make the doughnuts" when she hunkers down to write, and in this morning's entry she varied it to "Okay. Here come the doughnuts."

I replied
I picture an invading army of doughnuts, rolling in like killer tomatoes, battle cries coming from the doughnut holes (THAT'S what they're for!), lining the streets with icing like blood (and sprinkles scattered everywhere), launching a starchy attack.

Except when they hit, they'd have as much impact as tribbles. Shit, this is a LOUSY attack plan.
I hope her "Wow" in reply was a good "Wow."