April 26th, 2012

Sally Salt Disgusted

If you know what I mean

Bad euphemisms:

  • Egg-Tonguing
  • Burrito Massage
  • Plastic Wrap
  • The Abandoned Doughnut
  • Check Writing
  • Digital Bris
  • Staying Classy, San Diego
  • The Neeson Throat-Chop
  • Gargling With Cough Syrup
  • Pencil Shaving
  • Eating Some Expired Girl Scout Cookies
  • I Zigged When I Should've Joojooflopped
  • Getting Hail in Your Pail
  • Jeggings
  • Sunspot Surfing
  • Moby-Dickin'
    • Current Mood
      creative creative