July 31st, 2012

Walking

Rejected Olympic Events

  • Dick-Swinging
  • Eye-Cross
  • IKEA Assembly
  • Vogueing
  • Being John Malkovich
  • Grave-Robbing
  • Star Trekkin', across the universe
  • Synchronized Flensing
  • Putting Baby in the Corner
  • OK Go-ing
  • Pee-Wee's Big Adventuring
  • Glass-Breaking
  • Dancing Like No One Is Watching
  • Paying bills
  • Jackass
  • Crystal Pepsi Formulation
  • Watching paint dry
  • Squash Growing
  • Iron Chef
  • Bullet Time
  • Burninating the Countryside, Burninating the Peasants
  • Spider Rescue
  • Deadline-Blowing
  • Hoarding
  • Tonguing
  • Eyebrow-Arching
  • Jazz Hands