May 29th, 2013

Sally Salt Disgusted

"You must be at least this smart to be one of our customers..."

"...If you are not smart enough, our customer service representatives reserve the right to mock your inability to follow instructions like 'click Sign On.' Our representatives also reserve the right, once the technology is available, to somehow slap you across the phone lines while we yell 'Be smarter!' Have a good day."

In other news, work. Am I right?

Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away? -- Ellen Ripley