July 9th, 2015

Sally Salt Disgusted

Don't mess with her, either

"Well, technically, Ms. Lennox," the rules lawyer said to Annie Lennox on her deathbed, "you sang 'if I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done,' so please accept from us this one dollar, representing everyth--"

In that scenario, I imagine Annie Lennox doing one last act and strangling the rules lawyer to death.

(In real life, I want Annie Lennox to live a really long, really healthy, really happy life.)