January 14th, 2017

iAm iSaid

Don't play these songs at weddings

John Lennon, "Jealous Guy"
System of a Down, "Sugar"
Bruce Springsteen, "Brilliant Disguise"
The Beatles, "Yer Blues"
Oingo Boingo, "Capitalism"
Leonard Cohen, "The Future"
Kenny Rogers and the First Edition, "Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In)"
"Hurt," by either Nine Inch Nails or Johnny Cash
Tori Amos, "The Waitress"
Anything — anything — by Meat Loaf
Metallica, "Battery"
AC/DC, "Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap)"
Randy Newman, "I Want You to Hurt Like I Do"
David Bowie, "Five Years"

...on the other hand, I would be weirdly impressed if a wedding's music included The Bloodhound Gang's "The Bad Touch."