July 25th, 2018

Flavored Calories.

Adventures in ramen

It's been a while since I've eaten with chopsticks; I can always use practice. At a ramen place for dinner, I double-checked the instructions on a generic package of chopsticks — noting that I'd consistently made one mistake in holding chopsticks by sticking my left hand's middle finger between the sticks — and held them apparently the proper way. The instructions on the paper sleeve said, "Now you can pick up anything."

"Well, maybe not a dog," I thought.