Then I remembered, thankfully before I suggested it, that the MyHop card keeps tracks of your travels on TriMet. My record of buses and MAX trains I'd gotten on would have included the buses and MAX trains they would have gotten on. And suddenly I felt creepy and I didn't suggest it.
I sometimes think that I'd be either a really bad stalker or a really good one, and the thing is, I don't WANT to be one. At all.
There. I've cleared a low, low bar for being a good person.