"I am now many skin flakes lighter."
"I don‘t even like being drama-adjacent."
“Sports: a great supplier of butt.”
I just happily kicked on my bed after the Portland Timbers pulled off a come-from-behind 2-1 victory against Sporting Kansas City. Just the team…
"Maybe it was highlights from the 1983 University of Oregon-Oregon State Civil War game, known as the 'Toilet Bowl' (the last 0-0 tie in college…