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This could happen on "The Orville."

On The Orville, Seth McFarlane's clever, funny, and thoughtful science fiction TV series, the alien race the Moclans have adapted to the harsh environment of their home planet Moclus by becoming able to metabolize unusual calorie sources. Meaning, Maclans can eat almost anything. We've seen Bortus, the U.S.S. Orville's Second Officer, eat a glass and a fork in the ship's mess.

A lot of the people producing the show are veterans of Star Trek, which is full of time travel stories, plus time travel's been shown to be possible in The Orville, so I sort of hope a story happens involving this:

Orville crew members time-travel to 20th-century Earth or a similar planet and epoch. Bortus is along, disguised as a cosplayer who invented his own alien species to portray. They run into someone smoking a cigarette. Bortus is annoyed by the cigarette, and asks the smoker to put it out. The smoker says no, so Bortus grabs the cigarette out of their hands and chews and swallows it. Bortus's friend and colleague Malloy would be both surprised and delighted. The smoker would be just surprised.

This thought's inspired by seeing people smoking at the TriMet bus and MAX stations and wondering, frustratedly, how many people ever accidentally eat their cigarettes. You know it's a non-zero number.

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rebellibrarian
Jul. 9th, 2019 02:53 pm (UTC)
I like the idea but Bortus and his husband became addicted to cigarettes this last season and their addition was HUGE. I don't know if he'd be able to resist grabbing it to smoke down in one, big puff. It would still be funny, although not giving you the satisfaction of seeing it GO.

Edited at 2019-07-09 02:55 pm (UTC)
chris_walsh
Jul. 10th, 2019 05:11 am (UTC)
Ah, noted. I haven't seen that episode; during this season the Fox Network app updated so that my old tablet can't play it, and I'll need to replace the tablet soon. Also, I am glad I never ever got interested in smoking, and that smoking is nowhere near as prevalent as it was decades ago.
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