It's been found. Mostly in okay shape, driveable. Here's where it almost gets funny: one of the items stolen from inside of my car was a 17-year-old map.
I said "almost gets funny."
There'll be some annoying things I'll need to do in the wake of this, but this morning I at least got it back. And I can remind myself: this could have been worse.
So. That's one thing I hadn't wanted to write about here until I'd had some amount of resolution.
It's been...a time lately, honestly.