Chris Walsh (chris_walsh) wrote,
Chris Walsh
chris_walsh

Rewrite Weird Al, why not

"Weird Al" Yankovic needed a hit. In 1989 he'd had the double failure of both UHF his film and UHF his album, and wondered how to bounce back from that. He asked to parody Michael Jackson's "Black or White" as a song called "Snack All Night," but Jackson said no. Luckily, Al hit on a better idea, and got permission to redo Nirvana's breakthrough "Smells Like Teen Spirit" as "Smells Like Nirvana." It's funny song and a funny video —




— but

(BUT)

it has one particular bit that, honestly, I've always felt was a little weak, in that Al sings

a garage band from Seattle
Well it sure beats raising cattle

and I get pedantic and think "Y'know, Western Washington isn't a big cattle area. Eastern Washington State, yes, parts of Oregon, yep, but...Seattle cows? Really? You're that committed to rhyming 'Seattle'?"

But! I solved it! You could rewrite the bit to go

a Seattle-based garage band
It beats works at coffee drink stands
Yeah

"Yeah" indeed. *headbangs in joy*
Subscribe

  • The cat moves on

    At the house we're waiting to hear from our former housemate as they drive back to their new town, bringing their cat with them. The two of them…

  • 6/23/2022

    The Tragedy of Darth Dumbass by Christopher Walsh, 6/23/2022 any word combination is possible but not necessarily meaningful (or meaning-full)

  • Not Mine to Say

    My inner editor is very well-trained. Do I blog about that? Not that; that’s someone else’s story. Not that; it’s much like something I blogged…

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 0 comments