— but
(BUT)
it has one particular bit that, honestly, I've always felt was a little weak, in that Al sings
a garage band from Seattle
Well it sure beats raising cattle
and I get pedantic and think "Y'know, Western Washington isn't a big cattle area. Eastern Washington State, yes, parts of Oregon, yep, but...Seattle cows? Really? You're that committed to rhyming 'Seattle'?"
But! I solved it! You could rewrite the bit to go
a Seattle-based garage band
It beats works at coffee drink stands
Yeah
"Yeah" indeed. *headbangs in joy*