Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban was once asked what his very last meal on Earth should be. He said:And another randomosity salvaged from my old e-mails: walking directions to Barad-Dur, Mordor.
"A steak and onion rings on top of a 30-inch pizza surrounded by chocolate chip ice cream with a moat of hot fudge covered with whipped cream, with Denise Richards and Elizabeth Hurley there to burp me and wipe the chocolate from my face in case it gets messy. And my girlfriend there to rub my tummy."
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