Instead of going straight home from work tonight, I got off the bus early and treated myself to takeout from Milwaukie Teriyaki. The restaurant packed two fortune cookies with my order of General Tso Chicken, fried rice and gyozas. The second fortune I opened is the pretty damn standard
You will soon find more adventure in life.
However, I think I prefer the first one I opened:
You could make a name for yourself in the field of medicine.
OK, time to remove myself from the computer chair and relax to Beavis and Butt-Head Do America...