*begins Side 3 of The Beatles' "The White Album"*

Hey, blubeagle:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

May the power of a thousand orgasms manifest in your nethers. ;-)

Love,
Your friend,
Chris
(Your brother from another mother)

P.S. I was thinking of quoting either The Beatles' "Birthday" or (more seriously) "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Happy Birthday," but that's been done...