Chris Walsh (chris_walsh) wrote,
Chris Walsh
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Signs of my evil

Actually I’m in a good mood, except for one major current annoyance.

Solicitors.

Might be time to go on the (f’ing f’ing grumble grumble) No Call List. I’ve yet to buy something solicited over the phone and I’m not going to start now. I however, do not want to have to say that over and over to those who call.

So my friends know, I’m screening calls again, so don’t be afraid to leave a message. I will definitely get back to you.

In the meantime, I’ll indulge myself with What I’d Like To Say To Solicitors:

* Get out. Get out while you still can. Save your soul.
* No, I don’t make the financial decisions in my household. Yes, I live alone.
* I will kill in your name.
* !Estoy enfermo en la cabeza!
* Can’t sleep. Clowns will eat me. Can’t sleep. Clowns will eat me. [repeat until s/he hangs up]
* [from the movie Psycho]: “Mother! Mother…oh, the blood! The blood!”
* ?Turl? Maz? Yog-Sototh? Skivs? Flague bur-tada-vad?
* Chris Walsh? Sure, I’ll get him. [put down the phone and go for a walk]
* [singing] “When I am king you will be first against the wall…”
* Do you sell monkeys?
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