Chris Walsh (chris_walsh) wrote,
Chris Walsh

  • Mood:

One other "Highlander" thing

While writing the entry below, I first referred to the sword work as "sword porn."

Is that a proper term, my sword-aficionado friends?

(I decided not to use it, but I wanted to preserve it in a locked post. Thus, this. Kind of like the time Douglas Adams wanted to invent a character name that sounded offensive but really wasn't, so he wrote out FARTIFUCKBALLS and played with the syllables until he came up with Slartibartfast. Or the time in a draft of my Cruel Intentions review in 1999, when while trying to convey what Selma Blair's character becomes, I first wrote the term "enthusiastic penis receptacle." In the final draft I called her "sex-mad." I could get away with that.)

  • A little truth, at the moment:

    I'm missing my job and I'm missing the airport.

  • A dinner that didn't happen, a thank-you that did

    Before the before times came to be known as "the Before Times," I was going to go to a thank-you dinner. At work. At Portland International Airport,…

  • Pants

    There. Showered and dressed. Later, I'll eat, then go walking. Normally this would've been a work day. Which would have meant a uniform: a blue…

  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 1 comment