chris_walsh: Shouldn't we say something when someone coughs?
shadesong: Yeah. You say something when they sneeze.
chris_walsh: But more can come out with a cough.
While buying groceries, I moved a bag of purchased goods into the perfectly-sized spot between another bag and the side of the shopping cart. I said, "Yes! Fits like Tetris!"
And I thank robyn_ma's influence for this: When I learned that I'd bought a product that didn't count for the coupon I'd used, I deadpanned "I have failed."