Since I know there are at least a couple of people on my F-list who'd like to see Eli Roth severely beaten, this may satisfy in its Not Safe For Work way.

And in much different linkage, AICN contributor Merrick shares his somewhat complicated relationship with two great films that debuted the same day in June 1982: Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan and Poltergeist, complete with vintage photos of vintage movie theaters. Yep: that looks like the early '80s. I was there, I can say that.