Paris Hilton has gotten out of jail early by, allegedly, refusing to eat the prison food. (Yeah, wait until the next Schmuckatella who ain't famous tries pulling that stunt. You're gettin' some Capt. Hadley hurtin' if you pull that, bub...)
On the other hand, it inspired Rick Emerson to imagine that she's probably having some jeweler add dimaonds to her ankle bracelet, in the process gifting us with the phrase "jewel-encrusted LoJack"...
On the one hand, I'm surprisingly annoyed that On the other hand, it inspired Rick Emerson to imagine that she's probably having some jeweler add dimaonds to her ankle bracelet, in the process gifting us with the phrase "jewel-encrusted LoJack"...
- Current Mood:
slightly annoyed/mostly amused
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In fact, here it is.