Chris Walsh (chris_walsh) wrote,
Chris Walsh
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Hee hee hee

The risk of another charley-horse didn't stop me just now from dancing a silly dance.

I had to: Greasy Kid Stuff played "Robot Cat" by Logan Whitehurst and the Junior Science Club:

On Channel 27 at a quarter to three, I saw the craziest thing that I ever did see.
No cash, no check, no C.O.D., so I called them with my credit card, quick as could be.
Nobody better get in my way, I got the package in the mail today!
I popped all the bubble wrap and threw it away, now I'm learning Japanese so I can read what the instructions say.

There was a bag of nuts and bolts and screws, it didn't say which screwdriver to use.
I don't know what the radiation warning's about, but hey, that's okay, I can figure it out!
Four legs, rubberbands, sprockets, and gears. Laser beam eyes and microphone ears.
Put it all together, what did I see? I saw a robot cat looking right at me.

When I say ro, you say bot. Ro, bot, ro, bot.
When I say bot, you say cat. Bot, cat, bot, cat.
Word to the R to the O to the B to the OTC to the A to the T.
So when I say Robot, you say cat. Robot, cat, robot, cat.

Well, it slices, it dices, it catches the mices. It's got a stock ticker with the Wall Street prices.
Knows how to sew, cook, play the guitar, say, it even put a new transmission in my car.
It's got a titanium cranium, chip in the branium. Pentium? Best representium,
Pour in the eggs, milk, syrup, and flour, 'cause the robot cat needs pancake power.

When I say ro, you say bot. Ro, bot, ro, bot.
When I say bot, you say cat. Bot, cat, bot, cat.
Word to the R to the O to the B to the OTC to the A to the T.
So when I say Robot, you say cat. Robot, cat, robot, cat.

One, two, three, and to the four. No doggy dog knockin' on my door.
It's the postman bringing me a thousand more because I'm building me an army and I'm going to war.
This is my moment, this is my hour, the robot cat is my ticket to power.
Better get ready for the cat invasion, world domination, that's the occasion.
They're better, and stronger, and smarter, and faster. Soon everybody will be calling me "Master."
The humans surrender, and that'll be that. I'll say, "Welcome to the planet of the Robot Cat!"

When I say ro, you say bot. Ro, bot, ro, bot.
When I say bot, you say cat. Bot, cat, bot, cat.
Word to the R to the O to the B to the OTC to the A to the T.
So when I say Robot, you say cat. Robot, cat, robot, cat.
When I say ro, you say bot. Ro, bot, ro, bot.
When I say bot, you say cat. Bot, cat, bot, cat.
Word to the R to the O to the B to the OTC to the A to the T.
So when I say Robot, you say cat. Robot, cat, robot, cat.


© 2003 Logan Whitehurst
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