Me (next to the back door, calling to the driver): Would it be safe to open the doors and let us off?
Bus Driver (didn't quite hear me): What?
Another guy: Can you let us off?
Bus Driver: Not here. The bicyclists, they come whipping by at 50 miles an hour.
Me: Didn't your mom tell you a million times not to exaggerate?
A Few Seated People: *chuckle*
Bus Driver: Okay. 47. Maybe 46.