Michael Bay is so adept at faking being a filmmaker, in fact, that people actually think he knows what he’s doing even though his movies are soulless, charmless, big-budget monstrosities made by a man with all the creative aesthetic of a nine-year-old blowing up plastic Army guys in his back yard.Better Dawn lines are contained herein, though I don't want to quote them and steal her thunder. She's the one who reviewed the bad Harrison Ford flick Firewall and called Ford "Action Grandpa." You'll appreciate her similar phraseology here...
"Michael Bay is the directorial equivalent of a sociopath."
"...and I say this as someone who watched Eddie and the Cruisers and The Philadelphia Experiment willingly."
"You know Yoda smoked weed at least once." ...hi. Welcome to a weekend. I hope it's a really relaxing one. We all deserve less stress.
"It would feel much different if his name were Jerry Dresden." (Oh, okay: The Dresden Files official page)