Happy birthday to zarhooie!
Um, that requires proper big-itude. It's an important date: zarhooie is 20 today, and she's verruh verruh excited, so it requires something like, oh...
the dance of joy like no one's watching, enjoy seeing your boyfriend in a kilt, drink the proper adult beverages, and tell random people on the street "It's my birthday! Worship me!"
You bring people to their knees. In a good way.
Happy birthday, hon.