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P.S. More profound (or at least less-un-profound) thoughts will follow later...
ETA: Continued not-profound thoughts I've actually thought today: "No, you CAN'T use 1337-speak in a hospital!" Hi. My mind must be in a weird place. (Weirder than my head? Maybe so!)
Additional ETA: I just typed the tea flavor "sweat." Sweat-flavored tea! Please let this NEVER HAPPEN IN THIS WORLD.