It's been a while since I've complained about complaining, hasn't it?
One of my near-workers (i.e. the people I work near as opposed to with) is ranting about the office coffee. "I'm gonna die from choking this down," Worker said. "I don't know why I keep doing it."
The thought I thought, as opposed to saying it: So you can have something to complain about, which you're so good at.
On the plus side, we still have pizza from yesterday.