The Congressional Church of Political Karma
Your followers are friendly and welcoming people,
who work for a living just like everybody else,
who live in the present, and will try anything (and I mean anything) once or twice,
and who do not obsess overmuch about their beliefs.
Your followers are nudists.
Your followers are
all over the country (over 2,000,000),
and they don't interfere with the beliefs of outsiders.