Chris Walsh (chris_walsh) wrote,
Chris Walsh

Fly-infested pumpkin

We have a pumpkin on the front step of my apartment building.

We also have a fruit fly infestation.

End in tears, it will, I say.

Which makes me think: what if someone carves a pumpkin with a face that appears to be straining, with a real wide-open-mouth kind of pained grimace, and then wrapped it in plastic? On the one hand, the flies don’t get food out of the deal. On the other hand, teaching kids that Plastic Can Be Fun might be, um, the wrong message…

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