li-chen'i-form, adj. Formed like a lichen.
(Hmm...should be interesting. Let's try:)
Some guys like their women curvaceous,
With rounded, buxom form.
Some of them like them to be vivacious:
Happy, spirited, and warm.
Others like them studious,
Able to translate cuneiforms;
...But that guy likes them lichenaceous!
Dude? That idea you should reform. (Or else you're gonna be lone-ly, pining for she who's licheniform...)
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