Ms. Jen loves an alien who always cries "Zim!"
She's also an SCAdian
(WOMEN BACKUP SINGERS: She knows that a woman's sexy with a sword
When she strikes a fighting stance, she strikes a chord)
She slays IRS papers, too...she has tax advice for you (It's true)
And she likes to be a Hero Of Guitarrrrrrrrrrr
(Too bad the game don't include "Zanzibar")
For her birthday, I'd light a cigarrrrrrrrrrrr
...and wish a happy day for her!
(Yes, indeed I have the Hudson Hawk soundtrack album...)