Reserveaspotinheaven.com is standing by to take your order. For just $12.79, Nate Davis and Edgar Kim are selling reservations in heaven.
"Why go to church when you can go to our Web site," Davis said. "Click, click, $12 and you're going up (to heaven)," he said.
And those reservations come with a money back guarantee.
"We're men of our word," Davis said.
"If you don't get there, you're going to get your money back," Kim added.
...The disclaimer tells the truth: It's a joke; they have no affiliation with heaven and can't make any guarantees.
...Even Pastor Wayne [Taylor] laughed about it.
"'We're not affiliated with heaven,'" Taylor laughed as he read the site. "I thought that was so funny."
-
- Chris Walsh (
chris_walsh) wrote,
Chris Walsh
chris_walsh
"Price of Eternal Salvation: $12.79"
-
“This is Capt. James T. Kirk of the Federation Starsh—” *boooom*
I got thinking of 1994’s Star Trek: Generations, enough to dig up the film’s trailer. It makes the movie feel small, which it honestly is. I’ve…
-
Poetry, recited, on screen
Back in December 2016, I wrote this, called “Soup.” You can write poems about anything, and I decided to write a poem about soup. And because I…
-
Out-Of-Context Theater.
“Luckily many [whales] know how to be gentle. “(This is somehow a real fact and not a detail of a Chuck Tingle novel.)”
- Post a new comment
- 1 comment
- Post a new comment
- 1 comment
