"Price of Eternal Salvation: $12.79"
A Seattle company is selling reservations in Heaven:
Reserveaspotinheaven.com is standing by to take your order. For just $12.79, Nate Davis and Edgar Kim are selling reservations in heaven.
"Why go to church when you can go to our Web site," Davis said. "Click, click, $12 and you're going up (to heaven)," he said.
And those reservations come with a money back guarantee.
"We're men of our word," Davis said.
"If you don't get there, you're going to get your money back," Kim added.
...The disclaimer tells the truth: It's a joke; they have no affiliation with heaven and can't make any guarantees.
...Even Pastor Wayne [Taylor] laughed about it.
"'We're not affiliated with heaven,'" Taylor laughed as he read the site. "I thought that was so funny."