Note to the mean sort of conservative co-worker I work near: your "I'm gonna give him a cigar" line wasn't funny the first time. Or the second time.
(I note "mean" because I think he is; he's the sort of person who uses "hey, I shouldn't have to be politically correct" as an excuse to be mean. And it means I can't complain about it, 'cause then he could accuse me of being politically correct and humorless, and on and on. Meh...)