Chris Walsh (chris_walsh) wrote,
Chris Walsh
chris_walsh

Things I believe...

(Written 'cause I have nothing profound -- or even profound-ish -- to write about Thanksgiving):

  • ...If sushi comes from a supermarket, it's not truly sushi.

  • ...Saying "I'm sorry, but" exponentially decreases one's actual chance of being sorry.

  • ...You can make anything sound like a double entendre if you add "if you know what I mean." The Briggs Corrollary: it's even more likely to sound like a sick joke if, like Joe Bob Briggs, you say "if you know what I mean, and I think you do." (Sometime I can tell y'all the moment that made me say "I laid that Alaska Pipeline, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.")

  • ...I can think of more things later. (And hey! You can, too!)

    Love,
    Chris
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