If it’s about the reviews
Snarky synopsis is a skill that he brings
To movies unworthy of buzz;
Additional skills? Giving links to us all
’bout worthy movies, comics and tunes;
Looking like McDreamy (as someone has called
Him; his looks make his wife
– and his writer mind, too, it’s what caused her crush
That led to them marrying; yay!)
And it’s reasons like that that I’ve written this gush
At the very end of his day.
Happy birthday, man. Keep enjoying it.