(Yep, a heterosexual dude who's avoiding the subject of breasts!)
I'll add that A) I somehow have yet to "get" theferrett (don't hate him, read him every once in a while, have never felt moved to Friend him) and B) I've actually turned down the chance to look at breasts in the past.
(Clarifying Point A: As I don't really "get" the guy, any attempt by me to form an opinion based on what he's written would be, at some level, flawed because I don't really know what I'm talking about. You as a reader can tell when someone sounds off on stuff s/he doesn't understand, and it can be an annoying waste of time. I won't waste your time. At least not that way.)