(Apologizing in advance to actual Led Zeppelin fans) Because I find it bizarre that they apparently wrote Tolkien fanfic: Mine's a tale that can't be told, my freedom I hold dear. How years ago in days of old, when magic filled the air. T'was in the darkest depths of Mordor, I met a girl so fair. But Gollum, and the evil one crept up and slipped away with her, her, her....yeah. ...and not especially in-character fanfic, either.