This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I gave shadesong a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Wednesday I put gum in humglum's hair (-12 points). Last Thursday I gave greygirlbeast a kidney (1000 points). In August I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In April I helped evilpodiatrist hide a body (-173 points).
Overall, I've been nice (165 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
I been good, Mithter Santa
I got thinking of 1994’s Star Trek: Generations, enough to dig up the film’s trailer. It makes the movie feel small, which it honestly is. I’ve…
Back in December 2016, I wrote this, called “Soup.” You can write poems about anything, and I decided to write a poem about soup. And because I…
“Luckily many [whales] know how to be gentle. “(This is somehow a real fact and not a detail of a Chuck Tingle novel.)”