Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Friday I gave  shadesong a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Wednesday I put gum in humglum's hair (-12 points). Last Thursday I gave greygirlbeast a kidney (1000 points). In August I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In April I helped evilpodiatrist hide a body (-173 points). Overall, I've been nice (165 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike! Sincerely, |
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- Chris Walsh (chris_walsh) wrote,
Chris Walsh
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I been good, Mithter Santa
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“This is Capt. James T. Kirk of the Federation Starsh—” *boooom*
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Poetry, recited, on screen
Back in December 2016, I wrote this, called “Soup.” You can write poems about anything, and I decided to write a poem about soup. And because I…
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Out-Of-Context Theater.
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