I been good, Mithter Santa
Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Friday I gave  shadesong a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Wednesday I put gum in humglum's hair (-12 points). Last Thursday I gave greygirlbeast a kidney (1000 points). In August I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In April I helped evilpodiatrist hide a body (-173 points). Overall, I've been nice (165 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike! Sincerely, |