Nineties: 1. I know things about pigeons. (Note: It's also this film's last line)
Fifties 2. ...Carpenter. / They're here! They're here! They've landed!
3. It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic. [pause] Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HAAAAA! -- Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker,
4. Crockett and Tubbs! They're floatin'! -- Ruthless People,
5. What's this...? What's this...? This... is... nothing. Yeah, we're gonna die. -- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy,
6. I'm gonna get the papers, get the papers. -- GoodFellas,
7. He did it! He missed the barn! -- Cat Ballou,
Eighties: 8. Brother, life's a bitch... and she's back in heat. / Mama don't like no tattletales. -- They Live,
Seventies: 9. Stop thinking about sex! / I was only - It was a joke. I'm only pulling your leg! It's a joke! I'm not him! I'm just having you on! Put me back! Bloody Romans! Can't take a joke! -- Life of Brian,
10. 'Cause then you'd be dead, too, asshole. -- Die Hard,
11. I can't believe it! He drank it all! -- Strange Brew,
12. Next time you kiss him, do it with your eyes open. It's a whole different experience. -- The Goonies,
This decade: 13. Perhaps you would like it in writing! Or a diagram maybe! / And right here, here is where it got hit by a magical flying MORON!
14. Character #1: You wouldn't have change for a thousand, would ya?
Character #2: Whatta ya, a comedian? Get outta here, you bum!
Character #1: Looks like I'm walkin'. -- Midnight Run (last scene),
15. [last line] Gesundheit. -- The Taking of Pelham One Two Three,
Eighties: 16. Character 1: What do you think the temperature is?
Character 2: One. / YOU'RE MESSING WITH THE WRONG GUY!!!
17. You're overreacting, everything's fine, they're just... all getting coffee! At the same time. Yeah. -- The Incredibles,
18. Character 1: But luckily for you, I am an honorable man.
Character 2: Excuse me, what was that?
Character 1: Honorable!
Character 2: What?... Onergable?
Character 1: Honorable!
Character 2: Onergable?
Character 1: Honorable!
Character 2: I think you're trying to say "honorable"!
Character 1: What do I have to do to shut you up? Do I have to hose you down again?
Character 2: No, not the hose! [pause] Maybe later. -- Dude, Where's My Car?,
19. I looked at the clock... because I was saying to myself... It's five to seven, where could he be going with that sawed off shotgun? -- A Fish Called Wanda,
20. Don't worry, I saw Lord of the Rings. I'm not going to end this 17 times. -- Kiss Kiss Bang Bang,