Chris Walsh (chris_walsh) wrote,
Chris Walsh

Son of Movie Quotes Rides Again Part II, The Sequel

Why not? Time for guessing movie quotes, 20 this time. No Googling, but I think this a fairly easy list:

Nineties: 1. I know things about pigeons. (Note: It's also this film's last line)

Fifties 2. ...Carpenter. / They're here! They're here! They've landed!

3. It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic. [pause] Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HAAAAA! -- Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker, smwance.

4. Crockett and Tubbs! They're floatin'! -- Ruthless People, coyotegoth.

5. What's this...? What's this...? This... is... nothing. Yeah, we're gonna die. -- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, slipjig.

6. I'm gonna get the papers, get the papers. -- GoodFellas, curt_holman.

7. He did it! He missed the barn! -- Cat Ballou, theloriest! They'll never make her cry... ;-)

Eighties: 8. Brother, life's a bitch... and she's back in heat. / Mama don't like no tattletales. -- They Live, leonardpart6.

Seventies: 9. Stop thinking about sex! / I was only - It was a joke. I'm only pulling your leg! It's a joke! I'm not him! I'm just having you on! Put me back! Bloody Romans! Can't take a joke! -- Life of Brian, curt_holman.

10. 'Cause then you'd be dead, too, asshole. -- Die Hard, curt_holman.

11. I can't believe it! He drank it all! -- Strange Brew, smwance.

12. Next time you kiss him, do it with your eyes open. It's a whole different experience. -- The Goonies, cucumberseed.

This decade: 13. Perhaps you would like it in writing! Or a diagram maybe! / And right here, here is where it got hit by a magical flying MORON!

14. Character #1: You wouldn't have change for a thousand, would ya?
Character #2: Whatta ya, a comedian? Get outta here, you bum!
Character #1: Looks like I'm walkin'.
-- Midnight Run (last scene), coyotegoth.

15. [last line] Gesundheit. -- The Taking of Pelham One Two Three, leonardpart6.

Eighties: 16. Character 1: What do you think the temperature is?

17. You're overreacting, everything's fine, they're just... all getting coffee! At the same time. Yeah. -- The Incredibles, coyotegoth.

18. Character 1: But luckily for you, I am an honorable man.
Character 2: Excuse me, what was that?
Character 1: Honorable!
Character 2: What?... Onergable?
Character 1: Honorable!
Character 2: Onergable?
Character 1: Honorable!
Character 2: I think you're trying to say "honorable"!
Character 1: What do I have to do to shut you up? Do I have to hose you down again?
Character 2: No, not the hose! [pause] Maybe later.
-- Dude, Where's My Car?, smwance.

19. I looked at the clock... because I was saying to myself... It's five to seven, where could he be going with that sawed off shotgun? -- A Fish Called Wanda, slipjig.

20. Don't worry, I saw Lord of the Rings. I'm not going to end this 17 times. -- Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, smwance.
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