Chris Walsh (chris_walsh) wrote,
Chris Walsh

Late on stagger_lee77's birthday

You know, I was tempted to write something in the style of Bob Dylan, ’cause he likes the “e” rhymes (like “Weird Al”!), but I won’t:

’Twas the night of Lee’s birthday, and she got lots of treats
Maybe cookies, or coffee, but definitely TEATS

…yep, that’s one way she’d celebrate, but maybe I should write about something else. Let’s try again:

’Twas the night of Lee’s birthday, and all of the pets
definitely stirring, crying “Take us to vets!”

…okay, I hope that didn’t happen. Pet emergencies suck. Plus it would distract from the TEATS be a bummer on Lee’s birthday, and she deserves FUN. LAUGHS. MUSIC. JOKES. THE CERTAINTY THAT SHE WON’T GET RE-RECRUITED BY THE MILITARY.

I hope you and supremegoddess1 have had enjoyment, Lee, from G-rated joy to X-rated joy.
Tags: birthdays, poetical
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