So what may best be said for merovingian's birthday?

Gloogtraavflut! Durrdavoft! Ulvjakolv! Gunge!
Irtladep! Qwertypoi! Xavier-feld! Dunge!

...which is "Happy Birthday" in merovingian-thought. Because no one thinks like merovingian.

Happy birthday, Ted. Thanks for bending our collective minds.