Really. (Link probably not safe for either work or sanity.)
Bacon Salt has responded by buying a domain name: Don't Snort It. (Nope, I don't know if it's Dot Com, Dot Org, Dot Net or whatever, so I'm not linking to it. Just the eventual existance of a Don't Snort It website boggles me.)
Happier bacon news available at the official Bacon Salt Blog. Justin also went on Fox Business, where he listed his business influences as Hugh Hefner, Snoop Dogg and Han Solo.