"I'd like to camp in Camp Lisa," I said.
That's not the only way I've been naughty this morning! First slipjig posted (in this entry) a list:
Top 13 Things That Should Never Be Used in an Erotic ScenarioTo which antsswarm replied
4) window glass
7) poison ivy
8) Charles Nelson Reilly
9) Time-Life infomercials
10) the Hulk
12) tax exemptions
13) hydrochloric acid
You HAVE to run a contest... NO, TWO! Where people write short love scenes with all those thing included.To which I replied
Contest one: use all 13 items, make it funny.
Contest two: use all 13 items, make it legitimately sexy...
The Aristocrats!(Explanatory page here.)