Imagine trying to fit in Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dangle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker- thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer -spelterwasser-kürstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-eine-nürnburger-bratwustle- gerspurten-mit-zweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-raucher -von Hautkopft of Ulm! (I should memorize that again. Yes, AGAIN.)

I am a word nerd. I laughed at Wikipedia's "Longest Word in English" entry. (I also like looking at pages of palindromes if I really need to laugh.)

Good luck at using it. (Maybe the slogan underneath could bve "Congratulations. You know how to use your tongue.")