Chris Walsh (chris_walsh) wrote,
Chris Walsh
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Actual e-mail from actual me

So today a co-worker's e-mail invoked Emily Litella. And then I wrote this:

"So what's all this I'm hearing about tree ports? It seems to me that you don't need to build a whole port for trees, which can't even move! Keep the ports for ships and tugs and those cute little sailboats..."

"Emily? Emily? He was talking about reports. RE-ports."

"RE-ports? Oh. That's different. Never mind."
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