I'm shaving it.
Two reasons. One is, I decided to get clean-shaven for the post-Pi-Con-trip job hunt: you know, look more presentable. I can always grow it back later.
The second, more immediate reason is: tomorrow, for the first time in my life I'm going to have just a mustache.
Just for one night, you see, then I'll shave it off.
Why? Because tomorrow night, that one night I'm talking about, Cort and Fatboy show Smokey and the Bandit at the Bagdad. Anyone with a mustache gets in free. (And to facilitate this, Cort and Fatboy put a downloadable mustache for print-out on their website.)
I expect to look AWFUL with a mustache. At best, I'll look like the creepy guy Matthew McConaghy plays in Dazed and Confused. But hey, one night, and it means FREE FILM.