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The Unbearable Cuteness of Field

We could create someone as cute as Sally Field is in Smokey and the Bandit.

Just cross Maggie Gyllenhaal with Rachael Ray.

(There. At least one friend of mine read that and achieved orgasm.)

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chris_walsh
Sep. 6th, 2008 03:23 pm (UTC)
Trust me, you weren't the friend I was referring to. ;-)

girlyengine, who (like us) likes the ladies, said at Pi-Con that she thought Maggie wasn't -- I think she used the word "pneumatic" -- "pneumatic enough" for a comic-book movie. So Maggie didn't do as much for her, either. The trick is finding someone who can fit both comic-book reality and "real" reality, a line The Dark Knight straddles. We thought maybe Catherine Keener would've worked as Rachel Dawes. We definitely agreed that the character should've been cast better in the first place. (Had Holmes still been in The Dark Knight, people would've been cheering for her to blow up!)

I definitely "get" Maggie Gyllenhaal. Understand, some of my crushes have included Regina Spektor and Ani DiFranco, so I'm not always "standard" in my lust.
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chris_walsh
Sep. 6th, 2008 03:38 pm (UTC)
I'll ask: who's really "floated your boat" but made other people say "Her? I don't get it"?

*uses an icon of someone who actually rode a floating, well flying, boat*
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chris_walsh
Sep. 6th, 2008 03:25 pm (UTC)
*insert "talking with her hands" reference here*
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