From joanie
Ultimate IT solution for all your male problems.
Dear Joanie:
Clever. Actually kind of clever. Correctly spelled, too, which is a daring achievement for spam. You're also being proactive in saying whatever problems you have, I am here to solve them
Excuse me.
The thing is, all of that still ain't enough to get me to click on your links, because I can still tell you're spam. (I'd know even if I knew a Joanie...excuse me, a joanie.) Devious, this is: the spam had a message saying Click HERE to send a receipt saying you got it! Uh, no. And yep, the e-mail's deleted.
Sincerely,
chris_walsh(sort of channeling
popfiend)P.S. joanie DID, however, remind me of this Richard Dooling passage that Stephen King has quoted:
She straddled him and prepared to make the necessary port connections, male and female adapters ready, I/O enabled, server/client, master/slave. Just a couple of high-end biological machines preparing to hot-dock with cable modems and access each other's front-end processers.Now that's hot.