Chris Walsh (chris_walsh) wrote,
Chris Walsh

Like a banjo player having a BIG breakfast...

...the flying shards of glass massage the backs of the chairs. Everyone's applauding and shouting, "Premium dream-ium!" Except, y'know, everyone who's not. Which is everyone.

Chalk it up to the tree roots that have been snaking along the florescent light fixtures. They ARE finding enough floating dandruff to feed themselves! (The water thing? Chlorophyll propaganda: it actually gets plants drunk. Confront your home bush about its use. It'll thank you later.)

Great. Now the third eye's bleeding. It needs licking. Hold on.
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