Scene: Man and woman, friends, sitting together. Out of the blue, man makes a wry face, then slaps his cheek.
Woman: What? What was that for?
Man: I had a bad thought.
Woman: Oo! What was it? Tell me!
Man: No! You’d slap me, too.
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