You aaaaaain’t named Stella
Though “stellar” you are!
En-joyyyyyy your fella
Dance wiiiiiiith umbrellas
From here to Zanzibar!
…Okay. Tuneful blasphemy ends NOW.
Happy birthday, rafaela. May the Doctor regenerate pleasingly for you in your dreams.
And now, in a nod to you, I’ll go out tonight to see Hamlet II…